【A letter to Mr Sore Throat.】

To: Mr Sore Throat

Hello there, old friend.

It seems that you visit me pretty often.

A little too often, don't you think?

Perhaps you miss me.

But I'd like you to know this, really:

I DO NOT LIKE YOUR FREQUENT AND RANDOM PRESENCE IN MY HOUSE.

To make matters worse,

You like to stay here for a few days,

Sometimes up to a week.

I really want to get rid of you.

And by the way,

When I wake up every morning seeing you,

The mere presence of you irritates me to the core.

So I beg of you,

PLEASE DO NOT POP UP SO OFTEN, OKAY?

I will be forever grateful.

Thank you so much.

Sincerely, 

Agirlwhoissoirritatedbyyou.